Title: Politic, Cautious, and Meticulous
Authors: recrudescence and nakeno
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 3,025

Summary: House drunkenly kitten-sits and Wilson copes. Co-starring flea baths, tropism, and possibly Freud.

Notes: The title is from "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock" by T.S. Eliot.

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Title: Not a Crime [2/2]
Authors: recrudescence and nakeno
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 11,173

Summary: If House was gay-trained by a Marine, he'll ditch the damn hotel and buy a fucking condo.

Notes: Statutory rape mentioned and implied; if this isn't your cup, I'm not sure how you got here in the first place...


( Not a Crime [2/2] )

Title: Not a Crime [1/2]
Authors: recrudescence and nakeno
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 11,173

Summary: If House was gay-trained by a Marine, he'll ditch the damn hotel and buy a fucking condo.

Notes: Statutory rape mentioned and implied; if this isn't your cup, I'm not sure how you got here in the first place...

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Part 2/2

Title: Discovery [2/2]
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Alone
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 11,343

Summary: House investigates Wilson's porn stash and gets more than he bargained for.

Notes: Written for Prompt 385 at get_house_laid : Porpoise porn, cracky smut, smutty crack, or plain old masturbation fantasy; character(s) of your choice.

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Part 1
 

Title: Tutelage
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 10,010

Summary: Fun with the "how they met" idea. House goes grocery shopping and ends up checking out with more than canned pasta. Featuring barely-legal Wilson.


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Title: Lit II
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 7,384

Summary: Pre-infarction fic. Still getting laid-- not so much with the stoned.


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Lit I

Title: And Action [3/3]
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 8,459

Summary: Sex toys, voyeurism, and the story behind Wilson’s fishing trophy.

Notes: We're trying something a little different with the last two parts of this and posting in an RP format--meaning everyone gets to see exactly who's written what. For the first installment, it was easy to edit both our contributions together into something more fluid, but as we got farther along that became more difficult. Feedback appreciated!

( And Action [3/3] )

Part 1
Part 2

Title: And Action [2/3]
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 4,039

Summary: Sex toys, voyeurism, and the story behind Wilson’s fishing trophy.

Notes: We're trying something a little different with the last two parts of this and posting in an RP format--meaning everyone gets to see exactly who's written what. For the first installment, it was easy to edit both our contributions together into something more fluid, but as we got farther along that became more difficult. Feedback appreciated!

( And Action [2/3] )

Part 1
Part 3

Title: And Action [1/3]
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 2,307

Summary: Sex toys, voyeurism, and the story behind Wilson’s fishing trophy.

Notes: We're trying something a little different with the last two parts of this and posting in an RP format--meaning everyone gets to see exactly who's written what. For the first installment, it was easy to edit both our contributions together into something more fluid, but as we got farther along that became more difficult. Feedback appreciated!


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Part 2
Part 3