Title: Politic, Cautious, and Meticulous
Authors: recrudescence and nakeno
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 3,025

Summary: House drunkenly kitten-sits and Wilson copes. Co-starring flea baths, tropism, and possibly Freud.

Notes: The title is from "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock" by T.S. Eliot.

( Politic, Cautious, and Meticulous )

Title: Not a Crime [2/2]
Authors: recrudescence and nakeno
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 11,173

Summary: If House was gay-trained by a Marine, he'll ditch the damn hotel and buy a fucking condo.

Notes: Statutory rape mentioned and implied; if this isn't your cup, I'm not sure how you got here in the first place...


( Not a Crime [2/2] )

Title: Not a Crime [1/2]
Authors: recrudescence and nakeno
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 11,173

Summary: If House was gay-trained by a Marine, he'll ditch the damn hotel and buy a fucking condo.

Notes: Statutory rape mentioned and implied; if this isn't your cup, I'm not sure how you got here in the first place...

( Not a Crime )

Part 2/2

Title: Discovery [2/2]
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Alone
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 11,343

Summary: House investigates Wilson's porn stash and gets more than he bargained for.

Notes: Written for Prompt 385 at get_house_laid : Porpoise porn, cracky smut, smutty crack, or plain old masturbation fantasy; character(s) of your choice.

( Discovery [2/2] )

Part 1
 

Title: Tutelage
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 10,010

Summary: Fun with the "how they met" idea. House goes grocery shopping and ends up checking out with more than canned pasta. Featuring barely-legal Wilson.


( Tutelage )

Title: Lit II
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 7,384

Summary: Pre-infarction fic. Still getting laid-- not so much with the stoned.


( Lit II )

Lit I

Title: And Action [3/3]
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 8,459

Summary: Sex toys, voyeurism, and the story behind Wilson’s fishing trophy.

Notes: We're trying something a little different with the last two parts of this and posting in an RP format--meaning everyone gets to see exactly who's written what. For the first installment, it was easy to edit both our contributions together into something more fluid, but as we got farther along that became more difficult. Feedback appreciated!

( And Action [3/3] )

Part 1
Part 2

Title: And Action [2/3]
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 4,039

Summary: Sex toys, voyeurism, and the story behind Wilson’s fishing trophy.

Notes: We're trying something a little different with the last two parts of this and posting in an RP format--meaning everyone gets to see exactly who's written what. For the first installment, it was easy to edit both our contributions together into something more fluid, but as we got farther along that became more difficult. Feedback appreciated!

( And Action [2/3] )

Part 1
Part 3

Title: And Action [1/3]
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 2,307

Summary: Sex toys, voyeurism, and the story behind Wilson’s fishing trophy.

Notes: We're trying something a little different with the last two parts of this and posting in an RP format--meaning everyone gets to see exactly who's written what. For the first installment, it was easy to edit both our contributions together into something more fluid, but as we got farther along that became more difficult. Feedback appreciated!


( And Action )

Part 2
Part 3

Title: Postern
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 5,163
Spoilers: Through the Tritter arc; takes place after Words and Deeds.

Summary: Everybody has a breaking point. Wilson finds his when House comes home from rehab.

Notes:: We got our first beta ever thanks to karaokegal, who wastes no time and pulls no punches. =)


( Postern )

Title: Comfort Zone
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 6,795
Spoilers: References to instances in Ugly and Resignation.

Summary: Over time, their lives and things and relationship just coalescing into one place.

Notes: This is the product of our goal to write House/Wilson that doesn't involve "the angsty, long-harbored lust shebang."

( Comfort Zone )

Title: Lit
Authors nakeno and recrudescence
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 5,439

Summary: Pre-infarction fic. Getting stoned and getting laid.


( Lit )

Lit II

Title: Dauerschlaf [2/2]
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 15,452
Summary: Written for prompt 137 at get_house_laid: House/Wilson -- the missing scene from "Resignation," where House and Wilson have crazy amphetamines-fueled sex.

( Dauerschlaf [2/2] )

Part 1

Title: Dauerschlaf [1/2]
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 15,452
Summary: Written for prompt 137 at get_house_laid: House/Wilson -- the missing scene from "Resignation," where House and Wilson have crazy amphetamines-fueled sex.

( Dauerschlaf [1/2] )

Part 2

Title: Gradual
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 5,059
Summary: Written for prompt 102 at get_house_laid: House/Wilson -- House bottoms for the first time, and is a little scared and reluctant.

( Gradual )

Title: Shatterproof
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Pairing: House/Wilson, Wilson/Kalvin
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 17,150
Spoilers: Hunting

Summary: "Jesus...fuckHouse, it's not a fucking invitation," gritting his teeth and grinding farther back into the couch cushions because it fucking hurts...

Notes: There are definitely some issues with consent that're dealt with in here, so if dub-con isn't your thing, heads up.


( Bad choices are a recurring motif in Wilson’s sex life. )

Part 1/2

Title: Shatterproof (1/2)
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Pairing: House/Wilson, Wilson/Kalvin
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 17,150
Spoilers: Hunting

Summary: "Jesus...fuckHouse, it's not a fucking invitation," gritting his teeth and grinding farther back into the couch cushions because it fucking hurts...

Notes: There are definitely some issues with consent that're dealt with in here, so if dub-con isn't your thing, heads up.

( Bad choices are a recurring motif in Wilson’s sex life. )

Part 2/2

Title: Smooth (2/2)
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 11,103
Spoilers: None

Summary: This, right here, is about 70% smut and 30% crack. The 30% indicating mild and improbable cross-dressing.

Notes: Written under the influence and supervision of drugs, finale rebounds, and sleep deprivation; do not attempt.


( Smooth )

Part 1

Title: Smooth
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 11,103
Spoilers: None

Summary: This, right here, is about 70% smut and 30% crack. The 30% indicating mild and improbable cross-dressing.

Notes: Written under the influence and supervision of drugs, finale rebounds, and sleep deprivation; do not attempt.


( Smooth )

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